God vs Man

Man is a creature who shat out his own tail while walking.

The lizard inside him grew it back as a favor.

His mind noticed and cut if off again.

This kept happening over-and-over.

Finally God picked up the limp tail and said, “Hey man, what gives?”

And man was like, “I don’t need that anymore.”

And god was sad because he had spent a lot of time on it.



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