Ark of Baphomet Now Available

What’s inside: The Oracle of Mythology. The Valley of the Ka is a real place in Egypt. Ædam made Adam and Eve. Giants love to carnal-val. Cyclops are super gullible. We know the name of God, and we’re not going to tell you. Abraxas in a speedo. The Almond Tower. Kristos and Kristna. The Adrenaline Baptist. The Horned Venus. Love is a carbon emission. Horus is the placenta. Dowsing the goat’s heath. Compassion for Lilith. Why Titans were into cannibalism and incest. A rattlesnake in the temple. Why we remember a flood. Sheep make good gene boats. Canaan’s mom was his grandpa. Belzoni, the tomb-raiding giant. The Lady of your Lake. A psychological profile of Jesus. The Baphomets of Egypt. When genitals go to court. The cherub in the Sphinx. The oldest constellation. The ark of chimerism. Noah got roofied.

My new book is available on Audiobook and Paperback. I am signing copies bought from my website while supplies last.

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