America is Sherwood Forest and the Illuminati is Robin Hood. But Robin doesn’t want to steal from the rich to give to the poor. He wants to empower them. They have assembled a band of Merry Pranksters. The forest is full of panthers. Some of them are good. Oil is abiogenic. Luciferians are good. Big brother is trolling you. NASA too. Dr. Kaufman is vindicated.