Comic

 

Bipolar Bear

November 20, 2014
A Polar Bear opens up to a therapist laying on a couch. Caption reads: “He was a bipolar bear”
 

Salad Bar

March 28, 2014
A carrot has crashed into a salad bar. Caption reads “so this carrot walks into a salad bar”
 

Bear Hands

March 26, 2014
Jeff sits in an easy chair in front of a fire. Two book shelves are poorly nailed to the wall. Jeff has the hands of a bear. Caption reads, “Jeff built those shelves... View Article
 

Horse’s Ass

April 20, 2009
In this toon a horse sits on his donkey high on a canyon overlooking a river in the desert. Caption reads “He was a real horse’s ass”. Horse is smoking a cigarette and... View Article
 

Burqa

April 19, 2009
In this toon a couple is on the street having an argument. The wife is wearing a chadri or burqa or hijab. Husband is facing his wife wagging his finger. Caption reads “Don’t... View Article
 

Spackle

April 19, 2009
In this toon a bored saint sits at a desk with an empty inbox staring at the phone and wishing he had something to do. Saint is wearing robes with a goat-tee and... View Article
 

Deer Diary

April 18, 2009
In this toon a young female deer lays on a bed writing in a diary. Title reads “Deer Diary”. Caption reads “OMG, I’m pregnant”. The scene is her bedroom with a pig in... View Article
 

Shark Fishing

April 13, 2009
Sharks have evolved over the years and so has there hunting skills and techniques. Shark under water lures a meal with a hotdog on a spear. A guy in a raft leans over... View Article
 

Holistic Handyman

January 20, 2008
Dan the repair man knew, deep down, all this toaster needed was a hug. caption says “It’s okay fella”, as he hugs the broken toaster.
 

Falafel House

January 15, 2008
Four A.M. Somewhere in India. Parking lot of the Falafel house at night. One truck and two cars parked out front. Big yellow waffle house sign. A cow smiles for the camera. This... View Article
 

Vegetable Medley

January 15, 2008
A talented asparagus opens the show with the theme song from Oklahoma except it is okrahoma.
 

Free-Range Tofu

January 15, 2008
Three wild tofu hunks bask in the fields free to live their lives in a natural habitat before they are humanely packaged and shipped fresh from the farm.
 

Pennies from Heaven

October 14, 2005
In this toon, pennies have fallen from heaven onto a downtown street. Two guys are dead, one sits on a cafe table. A car has pennies lodged in it as well as some... View Article
 

Buffalo Roam

October 7, 2005
Two Buffalo graze peacefully in a field until one of them discovers he is roaming. Buffalo is holding a cell phone, caption reads: “I’m roaming!”. Later changed to say “Can you hear me... View Article
 

Walking the Dog

October 6, 2005
They decided to walk the dog. A baseball pitcher eyes home plate as the catcher signals a ball. Umpire watches over catcher’s shoulders. A yellow dog holds the bat and is ready to... View Article
 

Four horsemen rode into town

October 6, 2005
Four horsemen rode into town. All wearing suits on the subway. One horse is reading the newspaper. Subway car window is the frame.
 

Layoffs

October 6, 2005
In the cartoon a tomato vine explains to the tomato Larry that there have been some cutbacks. The vine says to the tomato: “Sorry Larry, we’re letting you go.” Caption reads: “There were... View Article
 

Yard Sale

October 4, 2005
In this toon an overhead shot of a neighborhood shows the after effects of a successful “Yard Sale”. Sign in yard says “Yard Sale”. Caption reads: “The yard sale went well”.
 

Trophy Wife

September 29, 2005
A man sits in a chair in front of three stuffed heads framing a fireplace. One head is the man’s wife. Caption reads: He had gobs of money and a trophy wife.
 

Customs

September 27, 2005
All travel bags must pass through customs before boarding or exiting the terminal.
 

The Dogs of War

September 27, 2005
This is what happens when you unleash the dogs of war too close to the Med tent.
 

Alien vs Predator

September 26, 2005
Alien vs Predator, in a court of law. This time, the Predator is the prosecuting attorney. He’s ready for the trial too. Alien looks over some last minute defense notes.
 

The Dark Side of the Moon

September 21, 2005
The rather Dark Side of the Moon. Moon walks into a drug store demanding pills as he holds a pharmacist at gun point. Moon has an anarchy tattoo and sports a cigarette in... View Article
 

The Exorcist

September 21, 2005
A priest rides an exercise bike as fast as he can while the possessed body hovers three feet above the bed. Caption Reads: “Exorcising”
 

Where’s Waldo

September 21, 2005
In this toon, Waldo meets Pulp Fiction’s The Gimp. Waldo sits in a cellar with the Gimp behind him. Waldo has a ball gag in his mouth. Caption reads: “Where’s Waldo”
 

Old Man in the Sea

September 21, 2005
If Ernest Hemingway had a cartoonist illustrate his work. it might look something like this… An old man sitting in a wheel chair floats around in the ocean. Sharks are keeping him company.... View Article
 

Is Your Refrigerator Running?

September 19, 2005
Is your refrigerator running? A play on an old phone joke long before caller id. In this toon a refrigerator hides in an alley. He’s on the run alright. Caption reads: “Is your... View Article
 

Alaskan Birthday Cruise

September 18, 2005
This was a birthday card for a family member who is turning 80 tomorrow. Happy Birthday Bernice. For your birthday we got you an authentic Alaskan Cruise. Caption reads: Alaskan Cruise
 

Dog Training

September 17, 2005
How good’s your dog trainer. In just five days your dog can have basic office skills. In this toon, day one’s lesson is sit. Dog’s are always aiming to please for this trick.... View Article
 

Wild Flowers

September 17, 2005
Wild Flowers ahead. When the sign says wild flowers, it really means some “Wild Flowers”.
 

Prince Albert

September 17, 2005
In this toon, Prince Albert sits quietly on the potty reading a newspaper. A play on the very old joke of calling the grocery store and asking if they had Prince Albert in... View Article
 

Mechanical Revolution

September 16, 2005
In this toon, three robots are picketing. They shout in unison “No Blood for Oil”. Caption reads: Mechanical Revolution.
 

I Can Hear the City

September 15, 2005
In this toon, an odd looking fellow holds an empty soda can up to his ears and marvels at the soft-soothing sound of the city which comes from the can. Caption reads: “I... View Article
 

Spinach in your Teeth

October 4, 1996
This is another illustration, cartoon for True Stories. True Stories was/is a one panel strip i was trying to develop for Universal Press Syndicate (they said no:)). I spent a year in Kansas... View Article